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[Jun. 9th, 2008|09:37 pm] |
My brother is pregnant. My brother is not pregnant. What's next, Hogwarts, I'm pregnant with Agspockle's lovechild? Ce n'est pas juste. These silly rumors. They're ridiculous, tout.
I had the misfortune of hearing about a certain fifth year girl having relations with our dear potions professor and was forced to spit out some of my morning l'eau. What is it with you all today? Are you all too consumed by the rumors, or are you all just putes? |
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[May. 17th, 2008|12:25 pm] |
( [Hexed to Bellatrix.] )
Don't listen to anything Alecto Carrow says. That is all. |
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[Apr. 28th, 2008|06:50 pm] |
I've been hearing rumors that I apparently charmed a few pictures in Saucy Sorceress to have Bellatrix Black's face. I can assure you, I didn't do this. Except I did. Don't listen to a word my brother tells you.
You must know, however, that Rabastan is afraid of the dark. Has been since he was a petit garcon. |
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